Hi, this is Pearl speaking. Wanna know a fun trick to play on your owners?
First, get up in the morning and act real sick. Don't eat. Don't drink. Try to stand up, but then wobble around like you are drunk (and then fall down). Watch with delight as they run for the phone book so they can call the Pet Emergency Room.
If all goes well, the owners will wrap you in a blanket and treat you like a total baby. They won't make you do anything. They'll talk all nice to you. They'll gently load you into the truck and rush you to the ER, where you will get all kinds of special attention by nice nurses.
(The downside to all of this is that you have to be subjected to lots of poking and prodding, X-rays, and nasty tasting medicine. Bleeechh.)
But, eventually, everybody will figure out there's nothing seriously wrong with you. They'll wrap you in a blanket, take you home, put you in a quiet corner - and everybody will leave you alone for the rest of the day. So you get a nice day of rest and nobody bothers you. It's a fair tradeoff, I think.
The really funny part of this is that your owners spend $500 - for nuthin!- except to get some X-ray pictures for the photo album.
Heh heh heh...
First, get up in the morning and act real sick. Don't eat. Don't drink. Try to stand up, but then wobble around like you are drunk (and then fall down). Watch with delight as they run for the phone book so they can call the Pet Emergency Room.
If all goes well, the owners will wrap you in a blanket and treat you like a total baby. They won't make you do anything. They'll talk all nice to you. They'll gently load you into the truck and rush you to the ER, where you will get all kinds of special attention by nice nurses.
(The downside to all of this is that you have to be subjected to lots of poking and prodding, X-rays, and nasty tasting medicine. Bleeechh.)
But, eventually, everybody will figure out there's nothing seriously wrong with you. They'll wrap you in a blanket, take you home, put you in a quiet corner - and everybody will leave you alone for the rest of the day. So you get a nice day of rest and nobody bothers you. It's a fair tradeoff, I think.
The really funny part of this is that your owners spend $500 - for nuthin!- except to get some X-ray pictures for the photo album.
Heh heh heh...
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