Pearl here: Hey is anybody out there reading my blog besides Mary & Priscilla? What happened to the rest of you? I need you to tell these humans to take care of me the way I want to be taken care of. Where are you, brother Matthew, Auntie Pam, Denise...? Surely you couldn't resist making comments about the big guys hat post? I need some moral support here. I need you to tell these humans:
--To stop leaving me in the trailer all day while they go out and have fun at places that don't allow dogs.
--To stop leaving me in the truck or the trailer when they go into a store or to eat some place.
--To buy me a new ball, it's not my fault I popped my other one.
--To buy me the Science Diet dog food with the picture of one of my cousin on it instead of this veggie crap they bought cause they couldn't find a place that sells Science Diet. Don't dogs in Montana have any taste?
--To let my mommy buy my treats instead of the big guy. My mommy buys me the kind that I can chew. The big guy was trying to save money and bought me these things I can't chew.
--To let me play with all the animals I want to play with, like prairie dogs, wild horses, bunny rabbits, cats, buffalo.
--To get their lazy butts up out of bed in the morning and take me outside the first time I come in their room.
--To put my blankey back on the couch. I'm tired of sleeping on the floor.
I missed seeing my godhumans Lee & Kathy. They are my back-up offer in case I decide I've had enough of my present humans.
1 comment:
Pearl, I think you are better off NOT chasing any of the animals you are coming across. You aren't as big as you think!
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