Black Stinkey passed from life into the 20-gallon trash can on Friday, July 10, following a brief tug-of-war between Pearl and two persistent nieces. Stinkey left behind a (briefly) grieved family and an especially grieved Pearl. However, he was quickly replaced by gray Stinkey who had been stored in the linen closet in expectation of this eventuality. No services will be scheduled; the garbage will be taken to the Dumpster in the morning. In lieu of flowers, the family requests that you try Kellogg's whole grain Eggo frozen waffles (see below Stinkey)... they're really tasty!
Friday, July 10, 2009
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Black Stinkey passed from life into the 20-gallon trash can on Friday, July 10, following a brief tug-of-war between Pearl and two persistent nieces. Stinkey left behind a (briefly) grieved family and an especially grieved Pearl. However, he was quickly replaced by gray Stinkey who had been stored in the linen closet in expectation of this eventuality. No services will be scheduled; the garbage will be taken to the Dumpster in the morning. In lieu of flowers, the family requests that you try Kellogg's whole grain Eggo frozen waffles (see below Stinkey)... they're really tasty!
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You guys need therapy. On second thought, screw the therapy. The blogs might not be half as much fun to read if you were therapized.
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