This is Pearl here:I have been humiliated. My dignity has been damaged. I may never recover. I won't be able to show my face in public anymore.
The big guy takes me out for a walk. Yeah I saw that he had a towel and a bottle of shampoo in his hand, but I thought it was for him not me. He takes me to this do-it-yourself pet wash in the rv park. As soon as I saw it I tried to get away from him. But because he is bigger than me, I couldn't escape my fate. Yes you guess it, he picked me up, stripped me down to my bare self and put me in this big tub made just for dogs. Then he turns the water on and hoses me down. Then he puts shampoo all over me. It runs in my eyes, up my nose and in my mouth. I'm snorting oatmeal shampoo now. And to top it off he dries me off with a towel that feels like sand paper. Oh the humiliation of it all. All my dog friends will know. I can't ever show my face in the rv park again.
Now I don't like baths, but if I have to have one, then I want to go to the pet spa and get one of those fruity smelling baths. They talk to me all nice and tell me how pretty I am. They pet me and cuddle me. And the other dogs are there too. So it's not so bad. But the big guy he tells me how smelly I am. YUCK!
Ok I think he is just trying to get me back for the trip to the Pet ER the other day. So now we're even.
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Dogs that smell like "ass" get baths, whether they like it or not. -Doug
Does it make a difference who's "ass" they smell like? Poor, sad, pitiful, Pearl. I'm thinking that she didn't much like smelling like oatmeal either.
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